So, I drag my friend out to the club and he's literally kicking and screaming. I'm not gonna lie. It was basically kidnap. This guys the most anti-social person in the world, but I like him. He's a good buddy.

After bout an hour and (X) drinks at the club, he's sittin there hating the world. And by some act of GOD three very attractive women start talking to him. He gives them one look and says in a clear voice, "I don't talk to humans".

After hearing this I just about piss my pants laughing like you wouldn't believe.

Couple more hours pass and we head home. All the way I'm thinking, "you know what? If I said that and none of the girls were like 'I'm an alien' or bust out laughing. I wouldn't F*them either."